Sometimes You Get What You Want

A friend
of mine
went to the strip-club
in hopes
of getting fucked

in the process
he spent
oodles of money
and went home
with
disapointment
empty pockets
and
a mega hard-on

the next day
when I saw him

I asked how his excursion went

he just grimaced
then told me
he was unable
to get laid

I said yeah

well
look on the bright side

at least you got

screwed.