Famous Pizza

The young waitress at John’s Pizzeria
was chewing hard on her gum when she
presented our pizzas:

-Doyouwantsixoreightslices?

-Sorry, what did you say?

She slowly repeated the question she’d
probably asked 10,000 times:

- Do you want six or eight slices??

We laughed when we realized what
she was after, and my wife decided to
have her pizza in six slices and
I went for eight.

The waitress concentrated hard and
her slicer did the job for us.

And I’m glad I decided on eight slices
because I was really hungry that night.